Kama Sutra Cookies, also known as a chocolate and spice orgasm topped with ganache in one’s mouth. Mmmmmm, for reals.

Are you a fiend for chocolate? Like the spicy numminess which seems to infuse Indian cuisine? Then allow me to introduce you to my creation. To embark upon this mission to flavor country, you’re going to have to assemble your troops.

Here’s the roster, listed per stage:

COOKIE DOUGH

1/4 cup milk
1/2 bag of 60% Cacao chocolate chips
1 cup butter, softened
1.5 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1 tsp garam masala
2 tsp vanilla extract
2 eggs
1/2 cup cacao nibs
3 cups flour [use 2 cups for brownies)1 tbsp baking powder

GANACHE
1 tsp EACH vanilla and sugar
1/2 bag of 60% Cacao chocolate chips
1/8 – 1/3 cup milk (less milk for thicker ganache)
Garam Masala to taste (I like a shitload)
[ COOKIE PHASE ]

1) TIME TO GET HOT

In a pot, add milk, and bring to boil. Add Chocolate Chips, whisk until smooth. Set aside to cool. Oh, and turn the oven on to 350 degrees.

2) CREAMING STAGE:

In your mixing bowl, add butter, sugars, vanilla, salt. Whisk until homogeneous. Mix in eggs and garam masala. Hopefully now the chocolate mixture is cool enough to add to the mixing bowl. Mix, then chuck in the cacao nibs.

3) TIME TO GET SHIT MIXED

Chuck the flour and baking powder in and stir. If you want to make brownies, use less flour.

4) LAY IT OUT SO IT CAN GET HOTTER

Put ’em on cookie sheets. Heavy duty are good (and one’s inherited from one’s grandmother is best)

5) MAGIC TIME

Bake for 12 minutes.

6) BODY PAINT FOR COOKIES

Remember stage one? Repeat with all ingredients to make the ganache topping. Do that while your first batch is baking, because efficiency is awesome. By the time its done, you cookies should be ready to pull from the oven. Let cool then remove from pan.

7) ARE YOU A TOP OR A BOTTOM?

Spoon ganache onto the cookies, cool. Hide. Enjoy them in secret. Damn fucking tasty with a nice glass of red wine. Makes three and a half dozen.

On a side note, Saturday is my son’s birthday, and the first day of Thanksgiving vacation, so his class is having a party Friday (later today). I made cupcakes.

He wanted galaxy cupcakes. So yeah, sprinkle city for me boyo.

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